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Chocolate and thanksgiving

I am thankful for chocolate! And my last name is a chocolate bar so obviously it’s highly important. Chocolate solves every problem in life. There is nothing in life that chocolate can’t solve. Sad? Chocolate. Forget to do your homework? Just bribe your teacher with chocolate.

Cold? Hot chocolate. Being attacked by dementors? Chocolate! See? There’s no problem that can’t be solved by chocolate.

Chocolate tastes very good, and can be incorporated into pretty much everything ever. Have you ever had chocolate chili? Neither have I but I’ve heard of it and I’m intrigued!

Chocolate is also very cheap. I frequently go to the dollar store just to buy every type of m&m’s just because there’s chocolate in them. I’ve also heard that chocolate increases your lifespan, which if that’s true I’m basically immortal.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate (like, a lot of chocolate) which is basically the same thing.

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